by
Sheila Curran
A
is for THE ARTIST’S WAY
by Julia Cameron (Also, Anxiety)
B is
for BIRD BY BIRD by Ann Lamott (See Anxiety.)
C is for conflict:
causing our protagonist to fear losing what s/he already knows and loves to attain his/her
heart’s deepest, fondest wish
D is for ditching distraction (the Web, laundry, HGTV, dustballs, doorbells.)
E is
for Exercise (every day, at least 40
minutes), also Entertainment (your
sacred troth to the reader).
F is
for Fending off critics, especially
the worst bitches inside your brain.
G is
for Gardiner, John, THE ART OF
FICTION
H is
for Harm’s way, where your protagonist
needs to be
I is
for Ignoring the critics and Inventing your own rules
J is
for "Just F*&%KING Do It" (every day, same time of day, for at least one hour,
ideally at least four.)
K
is for keeping your contract with the
reader: don’t bore, don’t preach, don’t puncture the fictional dream (See G,THE
ART OF FICTION)
L
is for listening to your characters: They will tell you where to go. (Don’t pretend you’re deaf if what they’re
insisting is going to throw a wrench into your pre-conceived plot.)
M
is for Movies. They can teach you a lot more about story
than anything else
N
is for NOT reading FACEBOOK, EMAILS, THE NEW YORK TIMES until your work is done
O
is for OPPOSITION: it’s the stuff of conflict and drama
P is
for placing the seat of your pants in the seat of your chair, every single day
Q is
for quirks, that endear or estrange
R
is for READING, anything and everything, unless you’re the one in a hundred who
doesn’t read and still produces brilliant fiction
S
is for STORY by John McPhee (Also Screenplays,
which teach you more about fiction than most books on writing)
T
is for Taking risks.
U
is for Up-ending expectations
V
is for villians, both subtle and scary
W
is for wanting: your characters must want
something, ideally generating contradictory goals, causing Warfare, small w.
X
is for X-RATED: let go of conventions: embrace your inner rebel
Y
is for yearning, about which Robert Olen Butler has quite a bit to say in FROM
WHERE YOU DREAM, edited by Janet Burroway.
Z is for zingers in your dialog,
zig-zags in your plot, zest in your characters, zip in your pacing, zen in your
writer’s fragile ego, and maybe a few zeros after the digits of your first
advance.
Sheila Curran is the author of EVERYONE SHE LOVED and DIANA LIVELY IS FALLING DOWN.
This is such a clever post! Really enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteThanks Karin! It was nuttin' compared to yours.
ReplyDeleteToday I need to observe the rules for D, J, N, and P and get back to work! Thanks for the fun.
ReplyDeleteShe, if you want to change your "K" ... I have a filthy knock knock joke. Love julz.
ReplyDeleteVery cool abcedarian list! I particularly appreciate what you did with the usual thorny J-Q-X-Z issue.
ReplyDeleteFun!
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